Where can I find a cheesy hotel in Gatlinburg?

My husband I want to go Gatlinburg for our two year honeymoon. We want to stay in a really cheesy hotel with a heart-shaped bed, mirrors, all that cheesy 60's stuff. Any suggestions?

Take your pick, shugar dumplin'. They's all kins a heart shaped beds in gatlinburg.

http://www.vrbo.com/12155

http://www.gatlinburgromance.com/alpine.html

http://www.smrbo.com/listings.php?start=14&area=Gatlinburg&max=19&order=c.image3

HEART SHAPED JACUZZI:

http://rentalo.com/179065/gatlinburghoneymoon.html

http://www.greatrentals.com/TN/9386.html

SOME, BUT NOT ALL OF THESE:

http://www.gatlinburgromance.com/gatlinburgcabins.html

They ALL are, cheesy area, have fun, yes!